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It's My Friday Somewhere
02:48
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I don't like to barbecue on a summer's day
I don't much like wildflowers in the month of May
If fireflies, at night, ignite their lights
I'll close my eyes
I won't see them that way
I'm not big on puppy dogs
Never could stand spring
When you softly strum guitars
You won't hear me sing
My soap is all unscented, my kitchen has no spice
You won't see me near a warm cup of tea
'Cause I don't like anything nice
I don't want to celebrate
Sounds awful rough
Some are known to recreate
I never touch the stuff
I'll pass on a vacation, I won't even think twice
You won't see me 'neath a weeping willow tree
'Cause I don't like anything nice
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Shoot Me an Email
03:03
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I was just uptown, got a ride back down, chewing on a whole pack of Nicorette
Stepped outside, "Thanks for the ride. Here you go, Buddy, a twenty ought to cover it."
Turns out he knew the mother of the personal trainer
To a three-term legislator who just recently retired
And wrote a murder novel which he outlined in great detail
And if you have any questions
Feel free to shoot me an email
Every now and then I remember when I took a ride in a really, really nice car
Step on the gas
Damn, it went fast
Made me feel just like a Hollywood movie star
That's back when gas was $2.89
Before it went up to $3.69
Then it went all the way up to $5.99
Before it dropped back down to $3.39
And sure, you could use regular
But you're gonna destroy the resale
And if you have any questions
Shoot me an email
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Hoping for July
03:41
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Why don't we have a party
With all our favorite partners in crime
We might just have a heck of a time
And end on a Picardy
With Milton's and havarti
Be nice to trip a little bit too
Sorry if this came out of the blue
Just checking in about the party
Let's try to get a date nailed down
Be nice to get it into the cal
And hammer out the details
I'll send out another email
With all of my available times
April may not be great for the mime
Maybe in July, possibly July
Hoping for July
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Creeps
02:09
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Creeps sneaking around
Under the light of the moon
Sneaks creeping around
Humming a terrible tune
Freaks shrieking around
Goblins are gathering soon
Creeps sneaking around
Humming a terrible tune
Cripes, what was that sound?
Something went bump in the night
Yikes, goblins abound
Crooning with gruesome delight
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Listlessly
01:55
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Who's gonna drive the dogies? Who's gonna drive the dogies?
Who's gonna drive the dogies down to Tennessee?
Won't those yonder fogies, eating their pirogies?
Won't they drive the dogies listlessly?
Who's gonna break the ponies? Who's gonna break the ponies?
Who's gonna break the ponies for an honest fee?
Won't those winsome cronies, boiling abalones?
Won't they break the ponies listlessly?
Dum dum dum, pa dum dum (3x)
Check 2, 3
Won't those winsome cronies, boiling abalones?
Won't they break the ponies listlessly?
Who's gonna see Saliva? Who's gonna see Saliva?
Who's gonna see Saliva? Love their live CD.
Maybe in Iowa, maybe in Ohio.
Won't you see Saliva with me?
Dum dum dum, pa dum dum (3x)
Check 2, 3
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Mayonnaise
01:35
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Howdy, shopkeep, here's what I got
Will you take my nickel or not?
I'd like to buy some mayonnaise
Never mind those apples nor oats
I don't care for apricots
Grab me a tub of mayonnaise
Mayo, it's fun to say-o
I don't want my baked dough
Served in the plain, old way
Take my card and run it as a debit
If that don't work try running it as a credit
I'd like to buy some mayo
I wanna get some mayo-ayo
Grab me a thing of mayonnaise
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Opportunity Room
04:56
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Shark Bite
04:21
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Me and my good chums
Flipping in the water
Splish, splashing sounds like fun
Smells like fodder
In the gentle ebb and flow
The cruel regulator
Situations get messed up
Sooner or later
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
I got a shark bite
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
It ain't a pretty sight
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
I've got to find a way to get away somehow
If we make it through
Let's make a promise
That we'll only tell the truth
Always be honest
There goes another limb
There goes a finger
If the beast takes every piece
Will the soul still linger?
(Chorus)
Star light, star bright
So high above my plight
Wish I may, wish I might
With that I could wish away this sanguinary appetite
(Chorus)
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Pay for It
03:07
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So you say you don't want to perish
At least until you're old
And I've seen how you've been eyeballing
My swimming pool of gold
Yes, I stacked the deck against you
That much I will admit
But do you actually expect me to give a shit?
Sounds expensive
Just tell me how are we gonna pay for it?
Just where do you think you're gonna find the moolah?
I guarantee you won't find shit
Enlighten me, how are we gonna pay for it?
Yes we see you and we hear you and we value your concern
But how are we gonna pay for it?
Did you think that paper grows on trees?
Or clams come from the Sound?
Did you think that lettuce springs forth from the ground?
Even if it did
Exactly how are we gonna pay for it?
We simply can't be bothered
While we're playing with our nukes
Or we're gonna make you pay for it
Did you think that bread was made of dough?
Or frog skin grew on frogs?
Did you think we just hand bones out to the dogs?
Time to get real
Tell me how are we gonna pay for it?
You stupid kids just never learn
That we do whatever we want
And we're gonna get away
Each and every day
We're gonna get away with it
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It's Not Fair
04:18
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I pawned my watch
I pawned my chain
I even pawned my rhinestone jeans
And if that's not enough for a venti frap
I might have to make a scene
It's not fair, it's a nightmare
What would you do if I was you?
I pawned my pawns
I pawned my rooks
I even got my jewel cases appraised
And if that's not enough for some açaí
I'll succumb to a general malaise
It's not fair, it's a nightmare
Who would I be if you were me?
I pawned my knights
I pawned my bishops
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